Today I don't feel like doin' anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cuz today I swear I'm not doin' anything

I'm gonna kick my feet up and stare at the fan
Turn the tv on throw my hand in my pants
Nobody's gon' tell me I can't
I'll be lounging on the couch just chillin in my snuggie
Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie
Cuz in my castle I'm the freakin' man
Oooh yes I said it, I said it, I said it cuz I can

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~Bruno Mars - The Lazy Song~